Pool Fun n:n:ucucpp-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+by the Jolly Roger First of all, you need know nothing about pools.-+The only thing you need know is what a pool filter looks like.-+If you don't know that. Second, dress casual.-+Preferably, in+black.-+Visit your "friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!)-+Then you reverse the polarity of his/her pool,+by switching the wires around. They are located in+the back of the pump.+This will have quite an effect when the pump goes on.-+In other words.-Boooolalae e mmm! Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the 4th of july happens again. Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the pump to "backwash".-+Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you look the next day, phunny.-+The pool is dry.-+If you want permanant damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the valves of the pool off.-(There are usually 2)-+One that goes to the main drain and one that goes to the filter in+the pool.-+That should be enough to have one dead pump.++The pump must take in+water, so when there isn't any... Practical jokes: +these next ones deal with true friends and there is *no* permanent damage done.-+If you have a pool,+you must check the pool with chemicals.-+There is one labeled orthotolidine. The other is labeled alkaline-(ph).-+You want orthotolidine.-(It checks the chlorine).- Go to your local pool store and tell them you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine-(a CL detector)-+-Buy this in+great quantities if possible.++The solution is clear.-+You fill 2 baggies with this chemical.-+And sew+the bags to the inside of your suit.-+Next, go swimming with your friend! Then open+the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss.-+And anyone there will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if they have guests there! Explain+what it is, then add vinegar to the pool.-+Only a little.++The "piss" disappears. HAHA!!-+-+-+-+-+-------p p p p p p Jolly Roger