Wulf the Freelance has produced more words in his own defense than even the most self-serving White Emperor and his court. Below are the tales commonly referred to as the "Wulf Archives," known to others as "a pack of lies told by an infamous rogue and swindler." Regardless of their origin and relative truth, the Wulf tales are at the very least an interesting glimpse at the underbelly of Thystran society, told by someone who spent a great deal of time there. Though Wulf may well exaggerate his romantic conquests, and occasionally comes across as a bit too self-deprecating to be believed, he is nonetheless considered by many to be a fair and accurate chronicler of this colorful period in Thystran history. Commentary below is provided by one of Wulf's more frivolous editors, who provides amusing, if somewhat crude, commentary about each story and its contents.

Those who have difficulty placing these stories in historical context are invited to visit the Chronology page, and anyone who finds the cast of characters too vast and bewildering should investigate Wulf's own dramatis personae, with useful (and sometimes embarassing) information about all the major players. Even more information, though couched in somewhat frivolous form, may be found in the Wulf RPG Pages.

A final note: the tales below are extremely explicit sexually. Though the editor firmly believes that the average reader should be more concerned about the dangers of explicit violence than about the ins and outs of human (and non-human) sexuality, it is advised that these pages be viewed only by those age 18 and over.

Now, as I get lots of messages from folks asking for the proper order of the following stories, I've switched them to chronological order, regardless of the order I wrote them in.

This is a story from Wulf's early years, when he was but a callow youth, captured and sold like a common cow, by a sexy Wolfen slaver named Akumi. Well, he doesn't stay sold for long, so don't worry about it.

Down in the Dungeon, Part One
At last a new story, set somewhat after Wulf/Wolf. It chronicles Wulf's adventures when he falls in with a band of... well, a standard D&D dungeon party, if you must know, since I've been stuck in d20 development for the past couple of years and D&D terminology is stuck on my brain. I'll be adding hyperlinks to 3.5 edition stats and other fun things once I get around to it. This is only part one, so I hope to continue with the story soon.

Down in the Dungeon, Part Two
Wulf's tale of treachery and travail in the depths of a lost dungeon continues. There's a really big daemon, and a smaller, far sexier one. And Wulf has somewhat unsatisfying sex with one of them (you guess which one). Also the usual party bickering, enhanced by the evil nature of the realm they inhabit. And some hot lesbian S&M. All the good stuff. Part Three will hopefully arrive sooner than Part Two...

Down in the Dungeon, Part Three
No such luck, I'm afraid, but as always with Wulf, late is better than never. Thrill to the final installment of Down in the Dungeon and enjoy Wulf's inimitable narrative style. More hot elf-on-human lesbian sex along with some gangbang action, sex with an angel (or IS she?), and puzzle over the odd pronouncements of a goblin with a very interesting philosophy that I learned at my local Unitarian church. No, really.

Heart of the Lion
Wulf the Freelance ships out with the White Emperor's invasion fleet and comes to grief facing the heroic Sholanti, African-style warriors based loosely on the Zulus. The sole survivor of the massacre, he finds love and lots of hot sweaty sex in the arms of the warrior-babe Ushandra, then departs for home, only to be magically transformed into a lion-man, get it on with a pride of horny lioness-women, and run afoul of a multi-armed, daemonic sex-vampiress. And to top it all off, he gets captured and sold as a slave. This one's got M/F sex in abundance, as well as a cool M/F/F/F/F/F scene in which none of the participants are human, and some kind of non-consensual stuff in which Wulf gets chained up and ravished. It's okay, though, cuz he's the hero, and ends up getting even big-time. Too much fun, huh?

Jungle Moons
Transformed into the shape of Chuma, the lion-man, gifted with an unquenchable libido and an exceptionally large -- ahem -- personality, Wulf is forced to perform for Countess Xylara, albino minx, and her slave-girl Alrynna. Poor bastard... In his exposure to the corrupt and decadent land of Xesh, Wulf also gets it on with Xylara's sister, Nineh, and helps stop a palace coup from overthrowing his "mistress." This one's got the usual mf stuff, made all the more intriguing by the fact that Wulf is a lion-man for almost the entire story, along with some intense bdsm elements, lesbian incest, sex in the garden, sex on shipboard, sex in a tent, sex in the parlor, and so on and so on.

The Red and the Green
Leaving Xesh (and not a moment too soon), Wulf is next caught up in the great war between the orcs and their dark elf allies on one side, and the snotty, arrogant high elves on the other. He has to deal with the multiply-pierced and thoroughly perverted dark elf Lady Thae'lynn, who keeps a menagerie of animals for special occasions, her daemon-lover Mazzor, the orc Chieftain Thrazz, various daemonic creatures, a black unicorn (created from a regular unicorn by using some very sick sex-magic), and legions of green-skinned humanoids. On the good side, Wulf gets to have sex with a beautiful elf druidess, a winged sky-babe, and some cunningly animated statues. This one has more standard hetero stuff, along with some bestiality and group sex, but then what's life for but to enjoy?

All Soul's Night
With his lion-man/slave/elf war days behind him, Wulf journeys to the sorcery-hating land of Litharna to fulfill an old debt. There, he encounters a well-endowed barmaid, her jealous husband, a pair of hot vampire-women, and their master the Vampire-lord Thazar. He also, whether to his delight or chagrin he doesn't know yet, meets the sorceress Livia, who is sure to cause him all sorts of grief, but at least makes the day pleasant by banging him under a waterfall.

Night in Vosgraad
Back in Litharna, Wulf is having a hard time forgetting the hot-blooded but innocent-looking Livia, and has to deal with an embarassing bout of impotence. Unbeknownst to him, however, the demon-assassin Ilvraxx has been hired to rid the world of Wulf the Freelance, which he attempts using his shape-changing nightshades, creatures capable of taking the form of whatever their victim desires most. He finds allies in the tattoo-decorated Rhiann and the drunken, slightly dim, dwarf (but then aren't they all?) Udo. Not entirely happy with this one, but what the hell, there it is...

Stormking, Part One
Part one of Wulf's most complex adventure to datee. Wulf is hired to escort and protect a snotty elf noblewoman who thinks he's lower than pond scum. On the way to get her, he has the misfortune of watching his beloved Livia get nailed by two of her friends (and he doesn't get to help), then encounters Li, the tiger-babe, who swings a mean sword.

Stormking, Part Two
The epic continues with a perilous sea journey, a terrifying shipwreck, and a ratty little ratling sidekick named Squitter. Wulf and Li get it on, Theanna the elf noblewoman's secret is revealed, she meets and falls hard for one Lothaera, renegade elven sorceress, and Li meets one Tanu, Wolfen tamer and possible boyfriend. Oh yeah, Li also gets tied up.

Stormking, Part Three
Part Three moves us closer to the inevitable - pardon the pun - climax. Wulf unsuccessfully fends off the attentions of the pirate captain's wife and daughter. Li and Theanna find love, or at least sex. Wulf is saved by the brooding orcish bosun, Skrall, and formulates a plan. The Stormking's schemes unfold further. Theanna, Li, Lothaera and Tanu share intimate pleasures. Hang on - the conclusions's just around the corner...

Stormking, Part Four
In the thrilling conclusion, Wulf experiences one last fumble with pirate gal Danni, Theanna chooses between honor and survival, Li shows Tanu who the boss really is, and Livia meets Captain Skrall and decides she likes green meat. We also meet Shardinn the reluctant wizard and elvish admiral Nae'mitz, and fight alongside the forces of light and justice against the Stormking's daemon-minions. Wulf is reunited with his beloved Li, finds that Theanna has decided that she really likes him. Livia tries the orc/wolfen combo, and we find out who is REALLY behind the Stormking's machinations (probably won't surprise anyone, but what the hell...).

The Demon Crown
Livia the sorceress returns with a vengeance, along with her lover, the demoness Narisha. The lusty Narisha has an offer for Wulf, one which he dares not refuse. This is actually the first Wulf story I wrote, three years ago while snowbound in Colorado. It introduces a lot of stuff that became canon later on, and I think still holds up very well.

Nemesis (Dark Vengeance I)
Part one of another thrilling multi-part epic, this tale chronicles the return of Lady Thae'Lynn and her diabolical plans for world conquest, as well as sex with just about every living thing she can get her mitts on. Using a group of exiled elves, she goads the Elvish Isles into war with the rest of Thystra, then plans to step in and pick up the pieces. Wulf and company get involved, albeit reluctantly. This one has it all -- sex in all its lavish forms, from normal hetero to lesbian elf dildo bondage (I HAD to use that phrase somewhere).

Dragon's Eye (Dark Vengeance II)
Close on the heels of Nemesis comes "Dragon's Eye," (yeah, I know I promised that I'd write "Mark of the Zombie" next, but it never really caught fire) in which the plot thickens. Thae'Lynn's nasty subordinate Vaenetha persuades the elvish commander to go use something called "The Dragon's Eye" (hence the catchy title), which leads to a dreadful disaster. Wulf meets up with a couple of stoners who go by the name of Jae and Violent Bahb (check that out, all you "Clerks" fans), a very sexy spy of the female variety (based on your author's favorite webcam girl), a couple of real perverse women (natch), and a multi- orgasmic barmaid who actually seems to like him for who he is (or so Wulf thinks). All this while infiltrating the evil Thae'lynn's secret army. Sheesh, will his travails never end??

Jungle Goddess (Dark Vengeance III)
The focus shifts to our intrepid ladies -- Livia, Narisha and Daedora the renegade dark elf -- as they sail to Xesh in an attempt to destroy the Dragon's Eye and break the elves' stranglehold on the realm. There, they meet up with Duchess Xylara, who is just as twisted as ever, but now has become a very important person. And oh, yes, they also meet a very cute elf sorceress named Maeth, leading to the discovery that she, Narisha and Daedora have been chosen as representatives of the Jungle Goddess, who has plans for the realm. This is my attempt at what the adult film industry calls an "All Girl" feature, and has lots of hot lesbian sex in various combinations and permutations. It's also got an evil sorcerer who looks kind of like Marilyn Manson, and this character's ultimate fate should pretty much explain the author's feelings about THAT particular artist.

Gates of Steel (Dark Vengeance IV)
Well, Wulf has stuck his foot in it this time. His loyal barmaid goes psycho, he goes apeshit on his female commander (and she loves it, so it isn't really nc), he attends an officer's reception that degenerates into an orgy, and finally comes face-to-face (well, face-to-something) with arch-nemesis Thae'lynn. Armed with privileged information, he meets some new allies and watches as Jae and Violent Bahb make fools of themselves. Surrounded by evil and treachery, Wulf begins to doubt his own morality and strength, but then there's always a ray of light in the darkness, isn't there? The saga continues.

Mark of the Zombie (Dark Vengeance V)
Livia and Narisha search the seedy waterfronts for news of the Conqueror, while Skrall and his crew delve deep into the swamplands of Necrotia in a quest for an ancient sorcerer's treasure. Needless to say they meet just in time, and there's a lot of violent action in the meantime. A significant story due to Livia's inner turmoil, some delving into Li and Tanu's relationships, and a major move toward the conclusion of the Dark Vengeance saga.

Narisha's Night
And here, for all to see, at long last, is the brief (brief?? 12,000 goddam words brief...) vignette that shows what really went on when Narisha went upstairs with all those ladies of the evening in Mark of the Zombie. Check it out here, or click on the link in Zombie... Isn't this great? You want story, you can ignore it; you want sex, you can read it... Isn't the Internet fun??

Armada (Dark Vengeance VI)
The penultimate chapter of the Dark Vengeance saga sees a massive battle between the elves/undead and the Litharnans. Livia, Narisha and company arrive just in the nick of time with the weirdest alliance since the Battle of Five Armies, Wulf continues his mission and explores his relationship with the beautiful ex-Marshal Herula, and lots of people get killed. And now the story's finished, you'll know how it all comes out.

Elven Twilight (Dark Vengeance VII)
The Dark Vengeance saga ends with a bang (in several senses of the word) with the final confrontation between the light and dark elves, Wulf's grand reckoning with his past, Livia's self examination (no, not THAT kind), and more. Hope, redemption, victory and defeat. Oh, yeah... and sex, too. Hope you've enjoyed the saga and stuck with me this long... We'll be back to self-contained sagas for the foreseeable future, I think.