The Alternative Norwegian Dictionary

Norwegian slang - a part of The Alternative Dictionaries collection.

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b
bollemus
++ bowl-mouse Mean the same as the norwegian «venusbeg», but here is the shape extremly curved.
bollingmoer (masc. noun)
++ extremely lazy, stupid, ignorant, and fat person Very regional expression used in the Hundhammaren region outside Trondheim. Derogatory.
bryster
breasts
tits

d
dass
shithouse The place where u go to shit ... the toilet. (not your bed I hope!)
Dra dit pepper'n gror
go where the pepper is growing Allmost the same as "go to hell", but not that strong expression.
Dra til helvete
Go to hell (no further info i required here.)
drittsekk
+ shitbag Often translated to the elnglish expression: asshole.
dæven steike
This expression, along with several others, shows the use of the subjunctive ('steike'). The subjunctive is extinct in Norwegian, but survives in some idioms ('leve kongen' - 'live the king'), and is commonly used in expletives similar to this one.
satan friing very regular svear-expression. (often used when somebody is wery surprised)

f
faen
+ devil! Most common swear word
fitte
++ pussy (cunt) Used to refer to a female's vagina, or to talk disrespectful about a female (i.e She if a f...ing cunt!).
Fomlepung
Mess up everything Often used by people who mess up a lot!!!
forhud
foreskin That's right..it's the movable cover at the tip of your pecker!
forpult (adj.)
++ overfucked Very useful all-purpose insult. Literally means that something or someone has been fucked so much it has been worn out. Example: Forpulte hestkuk!

g
gessæl
+ provoking bastard (local dialect) Hedmark, Norway
Gutta boys
The boys from Sinsen (oslo) This expression was a slang from the 50ies and first used by the real gutta boys Arne and Harald

h
helvete
+ hell
herpe (verb)
screw up / alternate the appearance/use of something A deviation of the noun "herpes", saying something is not right. Example: Jeg herpa gitaren min med en saks: I customized my guitar with a scissor. Example II: Et virus herpa harddisken min: A virus damaged my hard disk. Example III: LSD herper ditt syn på verden: LSD radically alters your perception. Example IV: Ikke herp med puppene mine: Lay off my tits! Example V: Hjernen din er helt herpa: You're sick (/your brain is badly damaged).
hestkuk
++ horsedick Same strength as mother fucker
hore
++ whore, hooker, prostitued, bitch, slut (Generally used for many bad expressions)
håndjager
+ hand-fighterairplane / handhunter An amusing way of saying «ronk» in norwegian

i
idiot
idiot (same expression in both languages)

j
jubelidiot
+ cheer-idiot The same as norwegian «kronidiot»
jævel
devil Also common expression for "son of a bitch".

k
Klitoriskost
+ Mustache (slang from Oslo) This word is a synonyme to connect the finer hair parts of a woman to the hairy part of a gents middle facial zones.
klitt
++ clitoris a females «love-button»...
knulle
+ to fuck when somebody having sexual intercorse
kronidiot
+ crownidiot Describes someone that is extremly idiotic/stupid
kuk
+ cock, dick, pecker Common expression for a man's penis. Also used as an expression for "asshole"

l
luremus
trick mouse You never got what you thought you would get....

m
morrabrød
morning log The kind of erection one tends to wake up with in the morning.
mus
+ mouse Means "pussy" when used in bad norwegian language.

o
onanere
++ mastrubate (females) Similar to the norwegian expression «ronk».

p
pikk
prick,cock A man's penis.Also used as to describe people you don't like,though it's not a very effective expression,because it is widely reckoned as a childish thing to say.
pikktryne
+ dickface May not sound as strong in English as it will be interpreted in Norwegian!
Pule
+ fuck
pupper
breasts
tits
pøngle (fem.noun)
scrotum and testicles Regional expression from the Ålesund area. Used if you don't like someone's face.

r
rasshøl
+ asshole not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful
ronk
++ jerk off, mastrubate (males) (Don't try this yourself...You can get blind by doing it!!!)
rævhøl
++ asshole not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful
rævsleiker (masc.noun)
+ a servil person the same as 'spyttslikker' but a stronger expression. Directly translated to English:asshole-licker

s
sau
sheep used to patronize people. (i.e. You are stupid as a sheep)
spyttslikker (masc. noun)
A servil person
stille ANTON
+ quiet Anton A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
++ quiet Anton A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
ståkuk
+ hardon, boner, erection Describes an erected cock/penis
suppegjøk
soup-geek The same as norwegian «sau», but a bit milder expression.
svin
pig (bastard) Used to speak patronizing about somebody. (i.e. You bloody pig/bastard.)

t
tispe
+ bitch, slut

v
venusberg
+ venus-hills Refering to how a female's pussy is shaped. (nice & curved in profile)

w
WALDO
++ That's right: It's the name of my cock.

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